Today,my dog left his squeaky stuffed toy in the paddock & my... - FML

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By AkaiKitsune - 08/06/2017 21:10 - Canada - Victoria

Today,my dog left his squeaky stuffed toy in the paddock & my horse got ahold of it. The very loud & obnoxious squeaky toy.He won't stop.I can't get it away from him.Ever try arguing with a 1500lb stallion?It's been 6hrs & the noise hasn't stopped yet and shows no sign of doing so soon.FML

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Sunday 2 July 2017 14:59

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