Animals: Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well,...

By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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Smelly business

By skunkcat - 11/03/2020 21:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML

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Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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badbadman187 1

Monday 5 September 2011 11:48

that stinks

xx000o 27

Monday 5 September 2011 11:49

It could have been a Wolverine.

Comments

marpay 11

Monday 5 September 2011 12:20

Time to invest in mass qualities of tomato soup and salt scrubs. Then follow up with orange zest and you should smell almost normal.

tammy0312 6

Monday 5 September 2011 12:27

Omg, that really DOES suck! Well it will definitely be a story to tell to your grandkids :/

SirBedevere 0

Monday 5 September 2011 12:32

On the bright side, you made a new friend.

RainbowzSkittlez 6

Monday 5 September 2011 16:54

Or a new pet!!

wriptidez 0

Monday 5 September 2011 12:53

scary Are u ok?

falling4youxo 7

Monday 5 September 2011 13:10

Sounds like astinky situation

JPChiQYaya 0

Friday 9 September 2011 0:02

No. just.. no.

SirPlagueRat 6

Monday 5 September 2011 13:52

So did you find the dog?

K_kanaka 26

Monday 5 September 2011 14:28

Sooooo....got your dog back?

minnymouse20 13

Monday 5 September 2011 14:31

At least you didn't grab someones kid...

marpay 11

Monday 5 September 2011 15:01

No kidding! Kids and dogs look just alike! They are so easily confused. ..... Wait you mean they aren't? I'm shocked!

Tyger44 1

Monday 5 September 2011 15:03

This is like the best fml i have seen ...

EnEl_Infierno 15

Monday 5 September 2011 15:10

Then you sir have not been here long. & fyl for not finding this sooner.

elisabeth1_fml 0

Monday 5 September 2011 15:14

Was his name pepe by any chance lmao

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