Animals: Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well,...

By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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Smelly business

By skunkcat - 11/03/2020 21:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML

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Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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badbadman187 1

Monday 5 September 2011 11:48

that stinks

xx000o 27

Monday 5 September 2011 11:49

It could have been a Wolverine.

Comments

bms1996 12

Monday 5 September 2011 18:59

I had a dream like that...

devinevine 0

Monday 5 September 2011 19:17

Well Dammnnn.

RabbitPressure1 6

Monday 5 September 2011 19:30

This FML is oddly similar to the eye commercial where the lady thinks the raccoons are her cats... Just sayin...

cwl727 32

Saturday 26 April 2014 22:16

I love that commercial.

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Monday 5 September 2011 20:01

Nice one. Did you keep the skunk? They are great pets!

MD_DILF 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:27

do you know this because of the skunk between your legs?

nicky99 0

Monday 5 September 2011 20:04

Did u find ur dog after that?

richardissharp 4

Monday 5 September 2011 22:03

You deserve it for having a dog small enough that you thought a skunk was your dog. Douche bag.

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:25

My friend gas two dogs. I love Archie the bigger one. ^-^ The other one is cool but gets annoying real fast and farts constantly! ?_? Can't wait to get my pet pig.