Miscellaneous: Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic"...

By maxedoutidiot - 13/12/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

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You deserved it 5 391

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By KamiAzaaaaaa - 11/12/2015 16:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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You deserved it 1 557

Drunk online shopping FTW!

By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00

Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML

I agree, your life sucks 697

You deserved it 2 286

By xero_art - 26/06/2009 09:51 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

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You deserved it 7 753

By ARGHHHH - 04/10/2018 05:00

Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML

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You deserved it 361

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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You deserved it 16 306

By FacebookStrikesAgain - 21/01/2014 23:59 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 6 136

By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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You deserved it 2 659

By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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You deserved it 3 000

By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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You deserved it 1 959

buck33 14

Thursday 13 December 2012 8:50

Wait a minute.. Your girlfriend is the one who beat me to it!

Harpy20 24

Thursday 13 December 2012 8:55

Report it as a fraudulent charge, dump her, and move on. Bullet: dodge.

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jdime209 2

Monday 17 December 2012 4:57

It's that time you take her to church lol

gemmadaws 3

Friday 28 December 2012 18:12

Yes cause people like you can afford stuff like that lame tiring and painful you are

AbbyMaexx 2

Friday 11 April 2014 4:19

An autograph from Jesus is extremely rare!!!!1! you should be thankful she got such a bargain!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!

Sockmonkey12 10

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:55

Never give your credit card to anyone. Ever! You 100% deserve this.

Anonymous12316 0

Friday 30 December 2016 19:54

Run. Now.

YoshiSqu4d 17

Tuesday 12 February 2019 21:45

wait what

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Today, I asked my helicopter parent mother if I could go over to a friend's house. She said no because her parents weren't there, and if she accused me of assaulting her, I'd have no defense. We're both 16, I'm gay and she's a lesbian. My mom is well aware of these facts. FML

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Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML

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Drunk online shopping FTW!

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