By maxedoutidiot - 13/12/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 891
You deserved it 5 391

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wait a minute.. Your girlfriend is the one who beat me to it!

Report it as a fraudulent charge, dump her, and move on. Bullet: dodge.

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Merry Christmas lol. She bought you an early gift

icepick23 12

So, your girlfriend is stupid and drunk. If she is also hot, this sounds like a keeper...

Looks like she needs to lay off his blood...

david1029 3

You should ask her to retake world history in college so she doesn't do something so stupid again.

xXKaanaXx 7

What does world history have to do with religion, other than the obvious placement of most religions. It has nothing to do with an 'authentic autograph.'

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Cancel the charge and then cancel her.

You should have been able to predict seething like this.