By chocochoco - 24/03/2014 03:40 - United States - Auburn

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML
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jerryj 27

Please follow up and publish it here!

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lex1459 38

Are you the same OP that wrote "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" for their essay?

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acidburnz1107 10

Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin once called the city the chocolate city.

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Mauskau 35

I would like you to publish this for our enjoyment. Thanks OP xo

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DarkStorm2Bad 14

It's raining men. It's raining chocolate men. Chocolate rain.

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graceinsheepwear 33

...as sung by Prince.

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loserman67 35

Ok, grammar Nazi time... Your "poem" is not "entitled", it is "titled" No one owes your poem anything nor is your poem owed anything, it is not "entitled" Plus, why racist? It could be about Easter candy, you know, chocolate bunnies and such...

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DemosthenesMB 13

FML moderators modify the post before they feature it (to correct grammar) so OP might've had it right the first time.

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jaylacheatham 7

I'm sorry, but OP is correct. you can also use "entitled" to give something a title like a work of art or a piece of text. He used the word correctly.

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sc3ptical 30

en·ti·tle - give (something, esp. a text or work of art) a particular title.

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loserman67 35

I always thought it was only used when referring to a debt or object being owed to someone. So I learned something today -- FML, not only good for a laugh, but also good for grammar and vocab lessons!

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hellnosucka 27

funny how there are grammar Nazis correcting the grammar of other grammar Nazis who are presumably correcting grammar of a post on chocolate men... does anyone see the irony here?

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crazytwinsmom 25

Many thumbs up to Alan's comment (I don't have a button to do that on my phone app).

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VixenPandora 6

I really want to see this poem. I am laughing just picturing it

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cheesebond 29

Well... Are you gonna post it online?

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lilycups 11

Did Chef's chocolate salty balls make a debut in this?

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