By she sure has an arm. - 28/02/2013 11:57 - United States - Clinton

Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

This is eggxactly why I can't wait to be old, and get away with trolling the young.

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mackdeezy 22

Now you see why she needed that appointment.

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ajh1800 25

Or take out the comma and space, add a frying pan and make breakfast!

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HowieDoIt 21

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When old ladies give you eggs, pay it forward and find a new target.

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countryrose92 23

I had so much faith in you in that other threa of comments... Now I am just disappointed. :(

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picante72 24

You should have said Girl Scout cookies, specifically Samoas. She would have implored you to come hither at once.

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daniel_dd31 13

Don't be mad at the lady, be mad at those people that always come to our doors trying to sell stuff!! annoying bastards.

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Bliss391 7

Kids throw eggs at houses, and old people throw eggs out of houses! It's all part of the circle of life!

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billyz77 24

Guess I'd better get to chuckin' if I want to stay part of The Circle. Now, where's that paperboy? I owe that little bastard.

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buckdharma 36

I would tell her, omelet this go, this time.

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ViviMage 38

You realize she will call you later angry you didn't take her and she has a no show/late fee with that doctor.

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firechicky 12

you might have wanted to call an ambulance. a sudden change in mental status like that can be indicative of a serious medical problem.

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HaneenDixon 16

You start throwing it at a person who's trying to help you? (Ó.ò)

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ironichalibut 24

You make egg-o-nade, a nutritious drink that's great for losing fat and gaining muscle, although hard to drink sometimes? I mean, just think, that is a chicken fetus you're eating all blended up. A little like fried afterbirth if you look at it in such a light, a delicacy in some countries, but I wouldn't imbibe personally.

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HaneenDixon 16

63- Nope, I wouldn't want to picture it but the visual image you've described is so vivid that I can't unsee it in my mind now! Thanks. (¬_¬)

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