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By she sure has an arm. - 28/02/2013 11:57 - United States - Clinton

Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML

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By Rachael - 30/11/2012 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By LoveTheElder - 11/05/2016 01:38 - United States - San Clemente

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Fat and Embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Palmdale

Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML

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By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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Strung out

By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Thursday 28 February 2013 18:48

This is eggxactly why I can't wait to be old, and get away with trolling the young.

mackdeezy 22

Thursday 28 February 2013 18:51

Now you see why she needed that appointment.

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perdix 29

Thursday 28 February 2013 20:23

Did you withstand the attack and get the old bat to her doctor, or did you... *lowers sunglasses* chicken out?

ironichalibut 24

Thursday 28 February 2013 23:22

YEAHHHHHGGHHHH!!!!

buckdharma 36

Thursday 28 February 2013 20:45

Ask her if she'd be interested in buying some eggs.

yesyesnonono 10

Thursday 28 February 2013 21:05

You should euthanize her

Morqan_Freeman 14

Thursday 28 February 2013 21:32

ghy

chanellgymnast 17

Thursday 28 February 2013 22:28

That's scrambled eggs for ya.

PunkySpunky78 15

Thursday 28 February 2013 22:43

Maybe she had a twin Old people have twins too

outoftown 26

Thursday 28 February 2013 23:04

That's no yoking matter. And I thought the old lady who just asked me how to use the dryer she's used for 10+ years was losing it!

hisoky 2

Friday 1 March 2013 6:39

pls go

thats_my_job 11

Thursday 28 February 2013 23:25

This is your brain. This is your brain at 70. (sound of fried eggs on a frying pan). Any questions?

ReepingHavoc 13

Friday 1 March 2013 0:35

that appointment probably had something to do with it. haha XD

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 1 March 2013 2:45

Call a relative of the elderly person if possible because it sounds like she's slipping.

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