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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By fuuuuuh - 20/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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TheBrickWithouse 10

Friday 29 July 2011 1:23

i have one word for you: buckets. Seriously though, FYL.

prelim_champ 10

Friday 29 July 2011 1:37

The visual image of a "diarrhea fountain" is quite vomit-inducing...

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youliketacos 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:35

The good old outdoors can be an option.

devvie7 4

Friday 29 July 2011 1:37

poop outside!

prelim_champ 10

Friday 29 July 2011 1:37

The visual image of a "diarrhea fountain" is quite vomit-inducing...

MuchDance90s 0

Friday 29 July 2011 3:49

tubgirl

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Friday 29 July 2011 4:40

71, I googled that and died a little inside.

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 29 July 2011 5:16

Does anyone else get a mental image of several girls in 50's bathing suits water-skiing it through it in formation. No? Just me then??

Davinn 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:35

mmmm makes me horny

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 29 July 2011 8:16

71, try typing "Diarrhea - Japanese learning English" on Youtube.... :D

saamsonite 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:35

pussy

scruffy_janitor5 1

Friday 29 July 2011 1:38

I hope you're a good runner

Euphoriah 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:41

Look on the bright side at least you're not puking!

Euphoriah 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:49

LOL ok.

Bobissmall 13

Friday 29 July 2011 1:54

My god. Talk about first world problems.

julz0125 5

Friday 29 July 2011 3:00

I agree if you were puking it would be MUCH worse

MsMeiriona 2

Friday 29 July 2011 3:17

vomiting would be much better. you can use buckets/trash barrels and hose them out much easier.

heyhihello95 12

Friday 29 July 2011 1:48

According to your username, that wasn't the only thing you had.

cooxoxo 9

Friday 29 July 2011 1:52

how do you guys only have 1 bathroom? sounds awful having to share a bathroom!

BOOSCAREDU 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:55

A lot of older houses have only 1 bathroom, I live in an old farm house and I only have 1 bathroom. Sharing isn't that hard you get used to it.

sxe_beast 11

Friday 29 July 2011 8:45

OMG, all of the bedrooms in our house have their own bathrooms (a couple are jack and jill style) in addition to the other bathrooms?!!?!?!? That must suck!!!

BloodyDraven 0

Friday 29 July 2011 10:29

I know its hard for some woman to grasp it, but not all houses come with two bathrooms (one for them, the other for the other 6 people)

frostymug18 1

Friday 29 July 2011 1:52

go back to the restaurant and shit in there toilet

mchakkiwala 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:03

The family that eats together..***** together

slyace 9

Friday 29 July 2011 2:07

go on the neighbors lawn. you can blame it on the dog lol

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