By Cat vs. Dog - 28/04/2014 21:03 - United States - Laramie

Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one who defecates when I'm excited.

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person961 9

If I was your neighbor I would be more amazed than angry. How the hell does a dog chase a cat into another persons house? Offer to clean the mess for them, show you can be a kind person and I'm sure they'll relax a little if they're mad.

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Crysteria 8

If you can't keep your dog leashed/contained, then you shouldn't have a dog.

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furubafan74 18

Defecate means "to poop" and dogs most certainly do poop.

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avidreader121 7

Crap happens! offer to clean the mess up and some day you will look back on this and laugh.

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machern 1

Hopefully your neighbor at least got to watch it catch the cat.

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alicat13 12

It is your job to secure your animals. you are lucky your dog was not killed.

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mclovin22897 15

Lets hope your neighbors are very understanding.

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Your_mom_12 2

I have 5 doggies. When we first moved we didn't have a fence built yet and my dogs would get out and just run around the neighborhood and bark and we'd have to chase them. The animal control got called on us a couple times too. They never hurt anyone or anything but some people are scared of dog I'd be scared it I saw a dog running at me and barking.

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mattorama 15

You know you're supposed to TRAIN your dog, right? YDI for being an irresponsible pet owner.

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Lang88 13

Did you offer to pay for the cleaning services and gave them a house warming gift?

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