By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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baby_gurl2405 0

send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P

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perdix 29

Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her. Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!

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tinydancerxo 0

Wow. What a keeper. I don't blame you for wanting to get back with a tool like that... Not

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ani7793 0

what a loser. i'd tell him to go ask his mother.

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Twinklestar 0

Tell him you tried and it wouldn't send for some reason, so you sent it to his mum so he can get it off her.

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Rabbity 0

And why would you want to get back together with this guy? Oh right. You're an idiot who chases exes.

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licci 0

Dude's mind is twisted, he wants you, so he says that to see how you react, mess with this fools mind. send him a picture of your dogs ass!

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TryToBeKind 0

What an awful thing to say to you! I hope you told him "no" and informed him that he could send his OWN pictures to her. If he's doing that, he's not a friend and not respecting you and you are better off not talking to him unless you absolutely have to (i.e. you work with him andd you have to talk to help customers). In that case, only talk about what you have to talk about, as tempting as it is, don't bring up your relationship. And I'd be careful talking to his current girlfriend, too, unless you're only talking about yourself i.e. "Since we broke up, I haven't talked to him. If you want to read, here are the texts he has sent me and here is what I said. Since then, I haven't talked to him at all and I don't plan to." Again, that really sucks and you didn't deserve it at all.

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st0815 9

You either need to read the FML again, or take some medication. I don't really know which.

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roflmaonade 2

HAHAHAHA. lady's got quite vivid imagination.

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thatguy1103 0

Hahaha yeah why don't we all read the 1st sentence of fmls and ramble about helping customers lolx

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f_my_flip_life 5

Tell him you deleted that ugly shit a long time ago! xD

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CallMeHush 0

Get a picture of Buffalo Bill dancing with his manhood tucked away, cut off the head and send that to him.

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cherylface 13

He wants to send a naked picture of himself to a crush? You lost a real winner there. Sorry, I meant wiener. Really though, what kind of guy does that? I mean, besides an egomaniacal tool.

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