Love: Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Mind games

By Anonymous - 05/08/2024 10:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Heads up

By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By uninspired - 28/01/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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Tell me the reason

By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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baby_gurl2405 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 13:16

send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P

perdix 29

Wednesday 16 December 2009 14:57

Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her. Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!

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cieramc 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:06

Pathetic, if he doesn't want to be with you than why are you going to try to get him back? He's obviously a total douchebag- You think he's worthy of being complained about on FML - A MAN wouldn't break up with a girl he can't live without and he can very plainly live without you. I just hate when people say "trying to get him back" - to me it says "how can I manipulate him into wanting me?"

Feverrotes 15

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:31

"Proceeded" ...... fail

TheTragicReturn 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:31

THANK YOU. I despise the word "proceed."

Emperor_Jim 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:08

People who try to get back with their ex's are retarded. I've never known ANYONE who got back together with an ex and it ended up working up working out. Obviously if one partner has moved on, the relationship is done. OP should move on too. YDI.

elisabethecstasy 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:17

What the F. Lousy.

damnrosi 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:19

Who takes naked pictures? such a bad idea, and who sends them to a CRUSH! not even a gf or someone that you are intimate with, just someone you want to be with!!! this has restraining order, or internet humiliation written all over it. Do him a favor, don't send it, just delete it.