Miscellaneous: Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when...

By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By WellGroomed - 26/11/2015 15:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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New man

By Anonymous - 19/01/2022 08:01

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who broke up with me the day before yesterday, got a job at my workplace. He shows up dressed his best clothes, clean-shaven, and with perfume. For the 10 months we dated, I only saw him in baggy tops, sweatpants, a weird beard, and the smell of sweat. FML

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Thursday 27 September 2012 15:59

Have him arrested!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 27 September 2012 15:59

Well revenge is a dish best served cold...

Comments

bman0219 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 22:38

He can be arrested for that

Pikachu17 13

Thursday 27 September 2012 22:41

You should've destroyed his art :P

ironwords 8

Thursday 27 September 2012 22:48

Wait, not only do you have a boyfriend, but you have him keep a toothbrush there? All within a month?

stiggy196 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:03

Next time you see him kick the shit out of him

davidn 0

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:06

That's ******* funny

Austyn57 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:14

y is ur new bf livin wiy u after a month

apple_yahair 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:25

Haha that's awesome. That's what you get replacing him so quick with another live-in boyfriend!

chicub 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:38

You let him in why??? Mail his art to him or leave outside. Partly your fault

kmowmow 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:55

If he was your boyfriend and you were living together you two must have been pretty serious. But you kicked him out a month ago and already have a new boyfriend... you definitely deserve it.