By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 085
You deserved it 8 265

Same thing different taste

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bman0219 4

Wait, not only do you have a boyfriend, but you have him keep a toothbrush there? All within a month?

stiggy196 1

Next time you see him kick the shit out of him

Austyn57 1

y is ur new bf livin wiy u after a month

Haha that's awesome. That's what you get replacing him so quick with another live-in boyfriend!

You let him in why??? Mail his art to him or leave outside. Partly your fault

If he was your boyfriend and you were living together you two must have been pretty serious. But you kicked him out a month ago and already have a new boyfriend... you definitely deserve it.

rroughknight1 0

you threw him out a month ago and now you are living with a new guy already?....

Nowhere does it say "new live-in boyfriend". It's just a freaking toothbrush, not the entire contents of his closet...