By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 085
You deserved it 8 265

Same thing different taste

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Call the cops and let him see how much he likes rubbing one out on Assaultin' Alfred's toothbrush

Is no one else going to point out this ***** has a different dude living with her within the month?

xxlfatty08 4

Well you have three options that I see. 1 is call the cops(embarrassing) 2 do nothing but write an fml about it 3 use it as blackmail and get your revenge ... option 3 may be illegal but so is what he did :)

TheyCallMeDamien 17

It'd be a shame if his cars tires were ruined.

Iniezian 18

How do you "throw someone out" anyway? I thought when a couple moved in together, they co-own the house.

noisebox 1

Boy just like a woman, you have another guy el-pronto after kicking one out!

myztwenty8 4

what kind of idiot lets their ex back in their house that what u get

KxRiv1927 1

Why the hell did you A)Invite him in & B) Let him use your restroom?! You kinda set yourself up for that one....