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By clinictime - 11/04/2012 23:05 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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By kevdev - 09/09/2010 19:58 - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

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By Tech Savvy - 20/09/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 882

By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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Thursday 12 April 2012 8:09

The real question is: do you still love her now??

omarzrgz 3

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:09

Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:

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jellybeardoggie 4

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:02

Dayummmm what a bitch brony !

jellybeardoggie 4

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:44

thelastavailable 13

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:27

Aw that's actually really sad :( Hopefully you'll find someone better than her who is preferably STI free.

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:28

Good move! Clap clap clap. YDI for not reading her email before pouring your heart out in reply.

angelinaanimerg 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:38

That bitch cheated.

idontknowyou123 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:44

That feel when you finally figure out why you have a burning sensation while pissing...

breakdowns 2

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:45

Get off this site.

jerseyboy732 16

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:46

50- quit criticizing people

jerseyboy732 16

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:48

jerseyboy732 16

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:51

kinda annoying when u respond to a comment that gets deleted in the process of sending it

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 12 April 2012 10:44

Get checked out ASAP then move on

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