Miscellaneous: Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2013 16:53 - United States - Livingston

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

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By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By TrailerTrash - 20/03/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all my friends, co-workers, and exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down and wanted to throw me a surprise 'moving in' party. FML

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By CurtisWogan - 12/03/2014 22:23 - United States - Albany

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML

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Or so you thought…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

Friday 29 November 2013 2:22

Can't you just go by 'Lily' instead?

metallica_wins 20

Friday 29 November 2013 2:19

Maybe you'll find your frog prince there.

Comments

IndridWarm 23

Monday 2 December 2013 16:08

FYL not for having that name but because people feel the need to bug you about it.

tstrayer 1

Monday 2 December 2013 21:50

awww thats a beautiful naame

BeautyBaby099 18

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:32

Can't you just go by Lily?

thisisg 9

Tuesday 3 December 2013 5:48

its a better name. than North West

xo_minkieee 2

Tuesday 3 December 2013 10:59

I just moved to Texas too. Rough starting over. If you are self conscious about your name, why not just introduce yourself as Lily?

Silentcrafter11 13

Thursday 5 December 2013 3:07

Change your first name to "Lilly".

lando2112 2

Thursday 5 December 2013 19:04

Atleast they didn't name you maxy

SatinsNightmares 17

Monday 9 December 2013 17:06

Then just introduce yourself as Lily

kiroarous 9

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:34

Really, I have been stationed in 6 different states and I traveled all over the nation, I'll have you know; best looking women and the most in shape. Texas all the way.

applefacegerbil 1

Wednesday 18 December 2013 21:32

THAT IS A FREAKING BEAUTIFUL NAME!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY! I LOVE IT! LILLY PADS ARE FREAKING BEAUTIFUL! If that was my name I would be like HECK YEAH MY PARENTS NAMED ME LILLYPAD! Seriously!!!