Animals: Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the...

By LexiBoBexi - 12/07/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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birdman19 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:06

ugh that suck I would have thrown the dog in the ocean to get the dead seal off.

Lozza111 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:22

did you tell your dog that he smelled of 'up dog'?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 12 July 2010 17:49

Were you by any chance in Manzanita, Oregon? We could have spotted the same seal remains. Gross and random connection ftw?

Residence_fml 4

Monday 12 July 2010 17:51

When your dog tends to run away from you guys and do something like that, ALWAYS keep your dog on the leash. He could run away and never come back you know. However this sucks but I'm still gonna say YDI, I had enough of the stupid dog owners letting their dog off the leash because 'nothing can go wrong'

xVinceanator 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:11

wow... that's got to suck... but you were at the coast so you could have let your dog swim the stink away...

ShitYourDickhole 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:26

My dog rolls in antyhing that's dead. There's always dead frogs on the street and she spends like an hour rolling in it. After that she smells so bad. D;

tedwin223 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:33

stop crying over seals folks. there population has exploded, we don't kill white coats anymore (since 70's) and indiginous peoples need food and clothing.

memiimariee 0

Monday 12 July 2010 19:36

rinse him off in the ocean!

justingreen16 0

Monday 12 July 2010 19:49

dallyp 0

Monday 12 July 2010 20:39

you "went the coast". what's that?

BubbaCatLove 0

Monday 12 July 2010 20:40

YDI for having a dog. Cats are superior in every way, shape, and form. Sorry. You missed out.

yowzerz 5

Monday 12 July 2010 20:41

You deserved whatever nastiness you had to deal with, you were next to an ocean, why didn't you scrub your dog down in it? sure, you didn't have shampoo, but that's not such a big deal considering the alternative. Dumbass.