By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 614
You deserved it 3 199

Same thing different taste

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You should jokingly push him in a frozen lake...

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And now here is what's wrong with American society oh my father played a joke on me and I got a burned due to poor balance or other means lets sue the person who is more than likely payed for all my shit till I turned at a min of 15 plus has done everything in his power to keep me safe but no one slip up and it's sue his ass.... Cool

anm321456 0

Dang I'm sorry OP that really sucks. (I feel bad for sayin this but...) it could've been much worse. :( thankfully it wasn't. I hope you heal better and faster than expected, try extra moisturizing lotions and creams to help with minimizing the scarring

Matty1188 6

So fire's one of those things you don't joke around with. Your dad should have known that.

He was teaching you a lesson that fire is hot and good balance is necessary in this life.... Duh. You should thank him.

The guilt that he will feel over the course of your surgeries will destroy him inside. That, then the pain of you getting your ultimate revenge on him will destroy him physically, and emotionally. Let the dark side consume you, young one. Then, I shall destroy the Republic, and we shall have, peace.

My parents taught me not to play with fire, and someone should have taught your dad. I am sure he feels awful, I hope you are ok, my best wishes for the healing process!

Wait...why were you burning your Xmas tree?