Transportation and Vacation: Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine...

By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By snoooore - 31/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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Ticket to ride

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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Knackered

By Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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SideOfTheAngels 23

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:16

...how did A) no one notice sooner B) you guys not crash C) you get yourselves out of this predicament Come on, we need more information here! On another note, hope everyone is okay :)

jess1987 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:15

I hope no wreck occurred!

Comments

JuzReading 23

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:34

I'm glad you guys managed to get out of that situation assuming no one got hurt. But that was pretty irresponsible of your dad like that, if he felt tired he should have pulled over to a resting area or swapped drivers.

slimblack 26

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:44

Not saying that's a bad idea, but it's not that easy to just pull over and swap drivers and there isn't always a rest stop or place to stop. But I do agree that pulling over if he COULD would be a smart idea.

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 12 June 2014 6:42

Getting off the highway and pulling over on the side of the road for a 20 minute nap is what he should have done. There's always a place to pull over, even if it's the side of the road somewhere, except for on the highway of course, or even a parking lot anywhere!

CallMeWindSock 24

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:40

This is where drivers ed comes in handy, OP.

Mintaka_fml 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:44

That is how I want to die, in my sleep. Not screaming in fear like my passengers.

SideOfTheAngels 23

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:07

So inappropriately funny...

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:54

obviously you survived. He needed coffee.

dmcd_39 14

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:58

Well I hope you didn't get hurt you could have been killed

Respect101 17

Friday 13 June 2014 6:28

"Could have" is the key words. But didn't. that's something to be proud of.

NotDarkKnight 27

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:59

Sleep walking I've heard of... but sleep driving?

Melkboy 7

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:08

Your dad is the best driver ever.

Okaboob 3

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:14

I'm thinking that he sent this FML when he noticed his dad was sleeping. then woke him and and he freaked and crashed. that's y he hasn't done a follow up yet. (hope I'm not right)