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By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By snoooore - 31/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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Ticket to ride

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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Knackered

By Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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SideOfTheAngels 23

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:16

...how did A) no one notice sooner B) you guys not crash C) you get yourselves out of this predicament Come on, we need more information here! On another note, hope everyone is okay :)

jess1987 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:15

I hope no wreck occurred!

Comments

gregpeters 2

Thursday 12 June 2014 14:50

You people are stupid to believe this

signalbeats 11

Friday 13 June 2014 1:57

my mate had a friend who got fired as a taxi driver because he would sleep while driving. he used to be that skilled at it he could do it with his eyes open, he'd just wait for a clear straight road with no traffic and take a nap. the only reason he got caught is because, like this, one of the passengers caught him snoring

flufee2 27

Friday 13 June 2014 3:06

He must have killed that driving test!!

Tannasgh 22

Friday 13 June 2014 4:27

Clark! Wake up Clark!

monomiscuous 8

Friday 13 June 2014 5:41

We can all just rely on auto-pilot. Works every time.

Danaj91 17

Friday 13 June 2014 8:10

Gives a new meaning to "I'm on the highway to hell"

DogeMan 14

Friday 13 June 2014 13:48

My grandpa almost has done that before!! And my grandma had to wake him up!!!

Billybobinski 3

Friday 13 June 2014 13:49

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father, Not yelling and screaming like the rest of the passengers in his car.

justbigbs 6

Friday 13 June 2014 21:59

try to maneuver the car safely to shoulder, put the car in park, and scare the shit out of him for doing something so stupid !!! he can kill himself all he want's dont take innocent people with him. Hope he not one of those caravan drivers that does 20 mp below other drivers on the road, and falls asleep. Caravan drivers tend to do that all the time, driving while asleep with their eyes open