By ApplePie1994 - 18/07/2016 17:55 - Ireland

Today, my father came downstairs, wearing my mother's dressing gown. It didn't fit. FML
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ApplePie1994 27

OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.

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Top comments

mariah_1_11 22

I don't recommend asking questions and to down some brain bleach as soon as humanly possible.

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jttorkildson 21

My parents left their bedroom door open so I went in to get something, and there was my dad, standing in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored closet doors, naked. Thank god his back was to me and I booked it before I really took anything in.

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Comments

Elban 20

Why would he do it while wearing your mothers gown? Some kinks...

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Diddlydoo1632 18

For those who don't know, a dressing gown is pretty much the same thing as a bathrobe, but nicer

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becca123rto 12

But I'm Irish my whole family is Irish that's how I know just cuz I live in America don't mean shit

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lationas 25

You know what a comma is, sweetie? It's a really good literary invention that makes it comfortable to read text, and you don't have to worry about passing out from reading it. It also, perhaps most importantly, helps you to make sense of what the writer wants to tell you. Good Guy Comma, we praise thee!

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becca123rto 12

I don't care about commas. I was just saying. I'm pretty sure you know how to read and breath without them telling you when. But thanks for your lesson.

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OtakuTaco 15

Today, my dad did something of which I disapprove. FML

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lationas 25

My dad just died, so appreciate him all you can! ****, I miss my dad so much!!

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grumpyjigsaw 8

Why is that fyl? Sounds hilarious to me.

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