Love: Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 00:38 - Brazil - Itaja?

Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML

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By anonymas - 29/01/2010 15:29 - Norway

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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Still married

By need not know - 19/01/2020 05:00

Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML

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By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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Thanks, iHate it

By muggle68 - 10/12/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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LittleRed79 39

Monday 28 December 2015 0:55

Sounds like maybe your mom should've given him a divorce for Christmas instead.

Robert3Lee 13

Monday 28 December 2015 0:54

Sounds like he needs to talk to a counselor and see why he needs to talk to other woman. I'm sorry about your dad OP

Comments

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Monday 28 December 2015 1:00

Now I'm not an expert in this department but I'd say you've got some family issues on your hands.

epicx22 22

Monday 28 December 2015 1:04

I smell counseling in the future.. Seriously, if he's unhappy, why doesn't he just talk things out with your mother? Smh.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 28 December 2015 1:08

New Years is right around the corner, I'm sure your mother is working on the resolution to find a better husband.

jojocircus19 16

Monday 28 December 2015 1:27

That's really ungrateful. In the divorce your mum should claim the phone

salmanch 15

Monday 28 December 2015 1:35

Let him enjoy whats wronge if he installed stuff like that.... ?

countryb_cth 38

Monday 28 December 2015 2:38

What's wrong with it!? Umm how about the fact he is looking into dating other women while married!? Or maybe the fact that he's using the gift he got from his wife to pretty much cheat on her (my definition of cheating is if you wouldn't do it with your spouse being right there or watching you then you're cheating)