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By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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AgentSmith79 9

Is her mouth bleeding? How about her ass? Just sayin there are options...

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ownage20 3

okay well you obviously waited a while to get some so it wont kill to wait less than a freakin week! deal with it

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btwilder2004 2

like the saying goes "if the roller coaster ride is broken that doesnt mean the amusement park closes down"

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chubby_choco 17

Uh...this is one of the reasons they invented condoms, buddy. It's perfectly safe to have sex while a woman is on her period. If the idea grosses you out that much, do it in the shower,

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samantha72890 4

have sex anyways, I have horrible menstrual cramps but thankfully my bf is a hunter and doesn't mind the sight of blood. it's either heavy pain pills or sex... which would you choose if you had the opportunity lol

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bethwoodfin 0

Why don't you do it in the shower? Besides if she is a virgin there is likely to be blood involved anyway.... Just sayin'

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PlurMuffins 1

A real man loves his woman every time of the month... :D

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wpolo02 7

Gotta get your red wings at some point.

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