By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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fadingaway 17

*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.

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yay_knee 3

Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner. You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.

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Zebidee 8

How do you have three restraining orders against a guy, but yet have no clue where he lives?

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candleandflame 19

I agree #32. You'd think you check where the person you've had to file three restraining orders against actually lives.

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chobitschibi1369 0

See this is why you stalk your ex so you know where Not to move. Yes this is sarcasm for the person asking why OP does not know where her Ex lives.

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imahappeemoocow 0

I'd say this is a YDI. you should have known he was living there if u had to file restraining orders on him!

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InsaneGenius 0

There are a lot of well~educated people on the internet; they just don't feel the need or want to make strangers think they're smart. I use my iPhone for posting on here, and it doesn't capitalize if you're on the app. Boo~hoo, some might think I'm not educated because I didn't capitalize every sentence; I might just have to die of embarrassment! Not....

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Chris_Rahl 2

At least to me, it doesn't matter how someone writes as long as their comment is well thought out. Unfortunately, this site is plagued by lols and shitty comments that make little sense.

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macskapingvin 0

I know at least one guy on the internet who makes a deliberate point of never capitalising his sentences, but his comments are always perfectly spelled and very well reasoned.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

67 - That guy no longer has an account on this website. His temper tantrums lost him the respect he earned through what were once well thought out comments.

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macskapingvin 0

I have no idea who you are talking about but I'm talking about a cool relaxed guy who's never even posted on FML.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

My mistake. Your description fit that of a guy who used to be a member of the FML community.

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SisyphereanTask 2

Sucks to be you OP, looks like you'll have to move. You having a fiance and being near him could easily escalate the behaviours that made you file the restraining orders in the first place.

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jasper218 4

While I agree that people should use proper grammar wherever they happen to be, whether online or in real life, if you openly state that you don't give a shit about another's opinion, why do you expect them to give a shit about your own?

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