Love: Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements.... - FML

By Carebeareatu - 21/07/2013 13:26 - United States

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

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Carebeareatu 23

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:39

Hey guys, OP here. I agreed to the Jesus as the best man but not the tux. No, I'm not going to dump him or call the wedding off because of his ideas, since it isn't just the woman's day but his too. It isn't too terrible to have have a little spunk at Our wedding ;P

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burnsy3 8

Sunday 21 July 2013 19:20

guess the wedding is off

Varieus 30

Sunday 21 July 2013 19:22

I believe that weddings are all about the joining of two people, not just females.

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T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 5 June 2018 4:58

The duct tape tuxedo sounds awesome!!!

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 5 August 2020 18:50

He’s so immature...

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