By Aspireworks - 29/01/2013 22:46 - United States

Today, my fiancé's mother came up to me and told me she loves that I stuck with my soon-to-be husband despite his history and condition. I have no idea what she's talking about, and she refuses to tell me. FML
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Amishanthony 6

Just trying to start trouble.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Soon to be mother in law... Trying to scare you off already! If she's not going to tell you, ask your fiancé.

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trulymickeyj 13

Ask him to br truthful, and if anythignis going on. Urge loves you he'll tell you.

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EmberFury 7

What #28 isn't telling you is that his name is Urge. This is quite disturbing.

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Satoaoi 13

it shouldn't matter your getting married. till death do u part you stand by each other no matter what condition someone might have

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charvisioku 22

But in that same vow is a promise to always be honest. So he's not exactly holding up his end of the deal if what his mother's saying is true, is he?

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perdix 29

Have you done a background check on your fiancé to see if he's been married before to a bunch of women who've all mysteriously disappeared? Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

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saffy66 34

Don't worry too much, she's probably jealous of you & trying to push you into breaking up with her baby boy so she can have him all to herself. Better check him for 'milk moustache' next time he visits her on his own.

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Roselfn_fml 1

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r0cks0 6

Silly me, dont most people het divorced before they get engaged?

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