By Desiree_lianne - 26/03/2016 21:02 - United States

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
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KeannaLove 32

If I hadn't eloped when I got married, I would've totally had my dogs as the best men! They are a big part of your life and why wouldn't you to include them? However, if you don't want that speak up. It's both of yours wedding and everyone should be happy!

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nzhx 23

It's your wedding too. Neither of you should veto or demand something for/from the other person. Just have a calm talk with him and explain why that a terrible ******* idea

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MandieL 27

Our dog was our ring bearer, along with my Neice, but a maid of honor should not only be human, as they have responsibilities helping the bride, but be the brides choice. If he insists, go buy a beta fish and tell your fiancé that you want your fish to be the best man. I'd love to hear the speech the fish comes up with!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Whatever, you don't have to do that just because the cat is a girl. Tell him he can put her in as a groomsmaid.

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Tripartita 44

Might I suggest a compromise, OP? You get to choose your maid of honor but she has to attend in full furry mode, dressed as your cat. Everybody wins.

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jbuckets_404 38

Can you say, "EX-fiance," boys and girls?

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Can you say "complete overreaction" boys and girls?

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midnightm16 24

Tell him your dad gets to be the best man then

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sinverguenza 11

He'd probably be too ashamed to get involved with such a farce.

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TheRussianNavy 11

Was he joking? Please tell me he was...

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quarterbird 18

Most men who own cats are Bond villains or... Off.

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domolovesyoshi 33

The bride chooses the bridal Party and maid of honour and the groom picks the groomsmen and best man neither one should have a say in the others personal party it's the only thing you each don't get a say in everything else is a joint decision

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MandieL 27

I think the bride and groom should choose the maid of honor and best man, respectively. The rest of the bridal party could be influenced by both the bride and groom though, but as a mutual decision.

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mccrightp 29

How would a Best Cat even work? Would you tranq the fu out him to get him to stay? If someone held him he'd probably start squirming and shift the focus from OP and the groom. At least the right kind of dog would sit there but I just do t see how a cat would work. Btw, I think you should both get the wedding you want!

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mccrightp 29

Sorry, I just noticed that the cat would be a Cat of Honor. You have 51% of the vote on this one.

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HoobidibooFox 11

Why only 51%? I understand not necessarily being 100% (perhaps she's best friends with his ex or something and that might make him feel uncomfortable, or she wants his sister but he wants her as his best 'man'), but not a mere 51%.

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mccrightp 29

I meant it as the ultimate deciding vote in their "discussion" about this. Personally I'd be protective about my Maid of Honor decision if was a girl. When I got married I don't think it crossed either of our minds to dictate who our attendants would be.

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