Intimacy: Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

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By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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Saturday 9 February 2013 19:27

What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!

tialeanne 19

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:30

Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.

Comments

saffy66 34

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:12

Call off your engagement yourself. If you give in to this, he owns you. It won't stop there.

NeonCookies89 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:32

He obviously doesn't deserve you. What a douche.

beanthemouse 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:44

Im ******* SICK of men using women as sex objects. Dont worry, he will die single and unloved.

beanthemouse 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:48

I will love my husband for his flaws, diffrences and love. As long as he does the same to me, and does not judge me by looks. Idc if he is ugly either. Like I read on a site shomwhere, juding people by looks is like eating yucky tasting cereal, but you only eat it beacuse of the pretty coulors.

gary3768 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:51

Don't understand how he could be like that I mean I'm a boob man also but big or small I love em all and I think that's most men so don't change yourself like that unless it's something you want to do

BananerzFresh 12

Sunday 10 February 2013 6:03

Well that doesn't seem like real love. -.- Looks like you should call off the engagement. Sorry OP.

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 10 February 2013 6:21

Dump the douchebag.

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 10 February 2013 6:38

Wow, what a prize schmuck. Dump the ************, and if he never talks to you again, it's his loss. Or you could tell him it would be nice if he had a larger penis, but you're not badgering him to do anything about it.