Intimacy: Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

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By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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Saturday 9 February 2013 19:27

What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!

tialeanne 19

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:30

Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.

Comments

ni0ve 9

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:12

is he paying for it? do u want it?

Enzi_fml 21

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:15

Dear god, I hope you didn't get the surgery. OR marry him.

xsarax_fml 10

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:17

If you have to adhere to the perfect body image to please him, then I say to hell with him! You can do so much better. There's someone out there who loves all of you just the way you are :)

yoursucklives 36

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:15

for example: bruno mars

AerBear115 15

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:18

Bye bye asshole

blondiee11 6

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:34

uh have him pay for the surgery, shove ur boobs in his face, then call of the engagement.

CheckMyProfile 17

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:44

ask him to get plastic surgery to enlarge his penis or never talk to him again :)

alice_in_mordor 21

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:52

Just tell him that if he doesn't start taking Viagra you don't want to ever talk to him again either.

DreadPirate522 12

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:18

Personally, I would not marry him. I was engaged to a similar man and it wasn't heathy. Marry a man that loves you for you exactly as you are. Who builds you up instead of tearing you down. A man who loves you for your faults just as much as for your attributes. It is Well Worth the wait. I ended that relationship and then married an incredible man who lifts me up everyday. Whatever you choose I hope you find every possible happiness.