Intimacy: Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

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By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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Saturday 9 February 2013 19:27

What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!

tialeanne 19

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:30

Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.

Comments

MandySkittles 18

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:43

If he's already making these kinds of demands, and being serious about them, they will only become more selfish and ridiculous after you're married.

fmlankit 1

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:53

Call off the engagement ...if this is how he is gonna act then will be very difficult for you in the long term...

Kyoakuhan 22

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:12

Good thing you found out what an Asshole he was before you got married.

galaxystar2 6

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:30

You need to get rid of him now. This is a glimpse of what is to come. Get away now before things are too difficult become undone.

misspennycakes 7

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:32

Whatever I'm pretty sure he's joking!!! And just get the boob job done if the two of u want! No big deal

withasmile 3

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:35

Call off the engagement, he's a shallow, controlling, waste of your time.

Ariana386 3

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:50

So, make him pay for the surgery, then call off the engagement yourself, telling him that now that you have surgically "fixed" your boobs, it is now official.....you are too good for him.

shellzy 20

Sunday 10 February 2013 5:08

I'm confused as to why she needs to have the surgery at all to prove a point. Do you think women are only good enough for a man if they have giant ****? That they're only allowed confidence in their appearance if they're a C cup or higher? If so, I recommend a serious reappraisal of your own life.

Eedpay6 2

Sunday 10 February 2013 4:10

"It's okay with me if you get surgery to have your head removed and shoved up your rectum, but you don't have to. Of course, if you don't, I'll call off the wedding and never speak to you again."