By TankTankTank - 11/09/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 682
You deserved it 3 470

Same thing different taste

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That kind of sucks until you realize that you just lost a deadbeat. Now go find yourself a real woman.

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abeals2 0

thank you for serving with the Marines

well shes obviously a stupid bitch so forget her and consider yourself lucky that u dont have to deal with her anymore. seriously though... sounds like a stupid ***** better for u

benw2200 0

oorah. I hear that butterbars make the panties drop pretty quick.. does she have any hot friends?

andlifesuxagain 0

Not an FML, BUT Congrats, The dumb bitch would have probably cheated on you, drained your bank account while you were deployed and then got half you paycheck when you divorced, talk about dodging a bullet sir! OH, the icing on the cake, Older Men are more marketable vs older women! Beauty fades but your path is straight to success, honor, and financial desireability.

This really isn't a fail since she broke up with you because of how much of a success you are and how much of a fail she is, so you really shouldn't feel that bad and should just move on to someone else that can appreciate your success and service to this country.

Hey, the good news is now you won't be marrying a lazy no-talent bitch who was probably going to suck you dry anyway. Get the ring back before she pawns it off.

skyeyez9 24

she is probably projecting her feelings of not accomplishing much in her life onto you.

Seems like you should be happy to se her go... You deserve, and will probably get, a better girl!

go party and have fun until you find someone.