Love: Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 21:23 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 19:58

Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By guns save lives, so does gun safety - 03/02/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML

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By It's CSI Miami - 24/06/2015 04:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2014 19:30 - United States - Traverse City

Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML

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Get your act together

By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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Law and order

By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML

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Saturday 28 July 2012 5:06

There's more than one way to do this?

perdix 29

Saturday 28 July 2012 5:07

Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!

Comments

Omnomitron 0

Monday 30 July 2012 1:56

Yeah, I scare my mates off with my shenanigans as well, like how to hang the towel evenly and how to place the toothpaste in an acceptable manner.

Rasetsu 10

Monday 30 July 2012 2:41

RUN. And don't look back.

karen1991 15

Monday 30 July 2012 4:11

It's not too late to run away!!

sharpjabb 3

Monday 30 July 2012 4:15

My wife has OCD… for the love of God DO NOT GET MARRIED!!!

blanccamaro74 6

Monday 30 July 2012 5:15

Now that's love if u are will to marry that congratulations

tulipano 0

Monday 30 July 2012 6:02

She needs to break up with you because you obviously don't understand how awful it is to have OCD.

thecatcherkid 0

Monday 30 July 2012 7:47

Ummmmm o yea it's called walking away from the alter genius If she is that annoying?

yuppthatssme 0

Monday 30 July 2012 7:49

If your still gonna marry her the only reason for you to stay would be if she gave good sex .

BioncaLuLu69 3

Monday 30 July 2012 8:14

Bitches be crazy!

Ugi 26

Monday 30 July 2012 11:41

I have to say that the thought of marrying that scares the living shit out of me! They say love is blind but really - can you cope with that for the rest of your life? Honestly?