Love: Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage....

By ApparentlyNotEno - 05/06/2013 20:40 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

Thursday 6 June 2013 19:16

OP here. We've actually had a threesome together and loved it. But she specifically wants to be with other men without me there.

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KingCeltic77 18

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:31

Get out. Now.

enterthedragon97 1

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:31

actually the worst fml I've seen today, my condolences

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kevinsagirl2323 8

Wednesday 25 October 2017 20:04

yikes. I really hope you don't marry her

Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 20 December 2018 2:05

I hope you didn't marry her, OP

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