By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Comments

Bobby64 29

Oh man, this is one of my favorite cartoons on here! Like the art style, and the twist was great. ^_^

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TheZarola 10

I agree. LOVE this one!

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kurato 6

I think the artist trying to say 1.50 the first hr, and it cost 75 cent per hr after the first one.

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Edword23 2

First hour 1.50, 2nd hour 1.50+2.25, 3rd hour 1.50+2.25+3.00, 4th hour 1.50+2.25+3.00+3.75... See the pattern? That girl knows how to make real money.

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5upernova 3

Lets just hope that she does not know what a hooker is, and she does not go around telling everyone what she said to you.

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Acheron91 13

How many of you people are going to say the exact same thing over and over? There is at least 15 comments asking "how does a five year old know what a hooker is?" It was already asked once doesn't need to be reiterated like 20 times and waste space and time of other people.

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

do you actually expect everyone to read 350+ replies just to make sure their reaction on a entertainment site is original?

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such_A_doll 0

And now it's time to Que the "I'm a barbie girl" aqua song lol

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Fierfek_fml 0

Hey isn't the boy holding a Big Boss (Metal Gear Solid) action figure?

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