Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV.... - FML

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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brianjman14 22

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:54

parenting fail

notime2wait 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 18:14

Lol That's frigging brilliant!

in2deep96 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 6:18

hahahaha omg i seriously lol'd she probably doesn't even know what a hooker is! she heard it on tv and is repeating it, chillaxx its part of parenting laughing at the weird things your kuds say.

geovanni 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:49

barbies next phrase is gonna be "I'm a pussy bag,sex me up"

Popsiclese 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:24

at least she won't be a drug dealer :)

Nanda_fml 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:25

You KNOW, to a 5 year old, a -hooker- could mean anything. Sheepherder, stagehand, fisherman. What you failed to do, OP, was look past the through process of a child.

imhowie 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:43

If she actually knows what a hooker is (which maybe she doesn't), then I am worried about your parenting...

RawrGirl96 4

Sunday 29 August 2010 8:22

i am so sorry.

iheartyou007 2

Thursday 2 September 2010 19:48

when I was little I wanted to be a fireman. i guess thats not the same though. but i agree with #351

iheartyou007 2

Thursday 2 September 2010 19:52

wow who thinks like that...its creepy

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