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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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Great relationship you got there…

By anon - 26/10/2022 00:00

Today, I had to blast music, turn the lights on, and physically drag my 29 year-old girlfriend out of bed to wake her up. All the while, she verbally abused me. This is the only way to wake her up, and if I don't do it, she will sleep through the day and then scream at me. FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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mk58 31

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:11

Your eardrums are scarred for life.

anthony287 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:21

Rebecca black is worse lol

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taytoc 10

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:40

simple antidote for beiber fever - hardcore screamo metal

tastymonsterkake 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:45

yesss!(: metal all the way!

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:35

****. Yes. You, sir, are my new best friend.

meowmeowgirl 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:02

Or Green Day :)

taytoc 10

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:34

thanks :D haha metal is the best m/

darkness4dummies 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:29

o yeah METAL

xo_kat_xo 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 6:59

**** yeah!

Kyle357_fml 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 7:01

****** sucks

itswhateveridk 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:45

I hate ppl who let little kids have ****** ipods

atsirk 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:30

sounds like somebody had a rough childhood...

ShockingShelby 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:47

Haha. love it!

AbuelaGrande 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:53

no no

darkness4dummies 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:54

it could have been worse she could have played rebecca black or jenna rose

CateXOX 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:20

Jenna Rose? There's another one?!

darkness4dummies 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:50

yeah theres another 1 look up my jeans on youtube its AWFUL

marcyfrances 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:55

she needs a spanking!

taytoc 10

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:17

pedo bear

BriBeHyper 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:02

screw bieber. >.

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:08

60 just like your other comments. You say something in English and something in Spanish.

EmilyFelton98 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:12

god Bless your eardrums

MzCherry29 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:16

lmfao!!! every time I hear that song it makes me think of those damn kip bod cd commercials!!

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