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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By anon - 26/10/2022 00:00

Today, I had to blast music, turn the lights on, and physically drag my 29 year-old girlfriend out of bed to wake her up. All the while, she verbally abused me. This is the only way to wake her up, and if I don't do it, she will sleep through the day and then scream at me. FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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mk58 31

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:11

Your eardrums are scarred for life.

anthony287 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:21

Rebecca black is worse lol

Comments

imbordsoimhere 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:14

agh man that sucks don't catch beiber fever no more believers ahh!

rocker135 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:15

I Thought justin bieber was a girl the first time i heard his song scarred for life

Salvikidd 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:16

are you sure your ears didn't shatter ?

trefizzle24 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:34

its impossible to shatter your ears lol but it is possible to shatter ur eardrum

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:16

4 his mom? Not trollin just want to know who they are talking about.

Candy16 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:17

I love Bieber. lol not so bad to me. But your ears must be hurting terribly cause the beat of that song is LOUD. I agree FYL.

UnicornPukePink 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 6:21

Justin Bieber FTW. :D

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 6:41

OMG you guise, since we're talking about beiber, wanna come unicorn riding with me? :D

ThorneCrossed 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 7:13

how bout you listen to real music. I reccomend atreyu, Hollywood undead, or chevelle

gchartier90 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:17

If hes still stuck in your head by tomorrow noone would blame you if you just pulled the trigger

stayawakee 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:20

I'm surprised you haven't ripped your ears off by now.

notsocrazee 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:21

no selena gomez

soulfulemo 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:21

oh god. I...am so sorry..

jamboy51 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:16

i knw right

YeahImaBelieber 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:24

Justin bieber is freakin awesome I would have enjoyed it

megan_702 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:35

people need to stop hating on Bieber

nocanhaz 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:58

No they don't. People can hate on him all they want he still makes thousands of dollars and probably doesn't give a sh** what other people say. Damn little what ever the f**k he is.