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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By anon - 26/10/2022 00:00

Today, I had to blast music, turn the lights on, and physically drag my 29 year-old girlfriend out of bed to wake her up. All the while, she verbally abused me. This is the only way to wake her up, and if I don't do it, she will sleep through the day and then scream at me. FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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mk58 31

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:11

Your eardrums are scarred for life.

anthony287 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:21

Rebecca black is worse lol

Comments

dcdelice 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:26

lmao I'd be soooooo mad tho if it happened to me

americansweethea_fml_fml 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:33

that child has amazingly beautiful taste in music

megan_702 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:33

I love Justin Bieber!! :) and I'm 15 :P

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:55

Congrats? But it's not really related to the FML now, is it?

Salvikidd 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:04

this comment should be an FML.

megan_702 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:13

but he deserves it, Justin bieber is awesome, the OP's is not an FML.

atsirk 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:31

130 : win

Ghostkiller12345 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:54

weird.. ur 15 and uve got 15 thumbs down,maybe u shouldnt have said u love Justin Bieber...

OceanBreathesSal 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:37

mrsassypants, I you haven't figured it out yet , boners is talking about Miss Justine Beiber.

71ffy 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:41

Thanks, now it's stuck in my head. FML.

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:42

88 There's a Miss Justine Beiber? I thought there can only be a Miss Beiber. They actually have Justin Beiber's first name and last name as there whole last and they are now Miss Justine Beiber?