Kids: Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving...

By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By anon - 26/10/2022 00:00

Today, I had to blast music, turn the lights on, and physically drag my 29 year-old girlfriend out of bed to wake her up. All the while, she verbally abused me. This is the only way to wake her up, and if I don't do it, she will sleep through the day and then scream at me. FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 0:11

Your eardrums are scarred for life.

anthony287 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:21

Rebecca black is worse lol

Comments

the_easter_bunny 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:25

His sister, clearly.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:26

damn i thought geting your eylid ripped off sucked. you're a brave man

YDI__Bitch 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:27

good for her!

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:28

"Baby, baby, baby, oh!!" "what the hell are you doing?!" "I'm having sex, mom." "oh, thank god. I thought you were listening to Justin Beiber."

Chesse43 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 6:05

LOL That would happen 

MrXerxes5 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:31

Haha. The only way to make it go away is to shoot yourself or listen to Barney's ''I Love You'' song for 24 hours straight.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:14

Na, nowadays you listen to Nyan Cat to get rid of any song that is stuck in your head.

CateXOX 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:15

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyannyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyannyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyan

perdix 29

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:32

I hope you stuck it out to drink in the Ludacris rap. That "Don't need no Starbucks" lyric is solid gold!!

noneya143 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:34

I wouldn't care I'd start dancing! (:

jamboy51 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:23

same

TylerzMB 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:38

...no.

TylerzMB 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:40

haha, im sorry.

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:40

23 ah you clever sly dog. I cannot come back from that because if I try I'll fail miserably. 26 You even said Selena GOMEZ not Mrs. Bieber. They're not married (and hopefully won't be because Selena Beiber sound really weird) and they're not related.