Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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Rawrrr14 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:09

lmao. that's awesome. be proud man :-]

Lizaha 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:12

They acknowledge you being a hero underneath the sheets ;) Your life rules!

mattmag 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:13

ROFL that is awesome. Wear it with pride, ******!

MyAchilles 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:17

Unlucky people are gonna call you ******....but it is really funny an could end up being a funny nickname!

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:28

That's an awesome jersy.

MissMichaela_ 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:39

Haha, that's awesome.

azz100c 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:49

The shirt part is not FML, that is awesome. The FML part is that YOU PLAY SOCCER.

percypigs 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:50

haha, id actually love to wear that :D

MmmHotWaffles 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:55

thats an LML..."love" my life..

andycaliboy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:57

"that ****** plays futbol like a mother ******!"

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