Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names... - FML

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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kellster 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:12

Hahaha, that's really funny! Just go with the humor of it, man.

Sinia_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:13

hahahahaha Now if it only had the number 69 on it, I would want the shirt

wowfmlife 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:17

FYL for having Flicker as a last name

brittanycraze 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:20

haha, that's kickass. and this is probably true. jerseys definitely come like that sometimes. but really, if you don't like it, just exacto knife a little portion of the L and peel it off. or use the same color sharpie as your jersey and color in a space. use common sense here. lol but seriously, lmao.

TheLittlestNinja 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:23

why are you complaining? that is hilarious!

morethancheese 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

dude, that makes you the most bad@ss player on the team!

beatlesislove 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:28

love it. so hilarious

Curtieeeez 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:33

Now that is amazing :D

marlux 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:50

i would love that shirt

unlucky91 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:56

AAAAAAAAHAHAA

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