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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 14:00 - Japan

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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tinithe 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:55

Oh Christ, you dressed up as dice and people actually wanted to shake you?! I mean seriously what were those guys smoking? If you didn't want to be freaking shook, you should of gone as a small child.

Patrickkkkk 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:52

lol

Comments

supersparta4300 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:40

why the fuckk would you dress up as dice? I mean WTF, that's not even scary lol

untoward 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:48

costumes don't have to be scary. hence, the silly girls that wear their panties and bras and a head band with cat ears in public. they aren't scary just starved for attention.

KrazyKatz3 26

Thursday 24 August 2017 12:08

It is a little bit scary... Like how far they'll go for attention. How little self esteem they have...

unidentified_sta 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:14

The proper kind of starving

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:17

win #22 :)

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:52

It really wouldn't matter what you dressed up as. Guys are going to hit on you. Ex: Cat- Does your pussy need to be pet? Nurse- Can you check my temperture? Cop- I need to be handcuffed. I've been bad. Witch- I got your wand right here! Bunny- Want to **** like rabbits? Ummm... I'm missing a bunch but you get the idea.

docscientist 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:59

Uh, you chose some of the most sexualized costumes out there...

SmallTownCutie 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:54

I dressed up as a hippie ( jeans, peasant blouse, etc.) and still got hit on. I wasn't acting sexy and I didn't look sexy. Guys will hit on everything. I think that's what she was trying to point out :P

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:30

Yes it was. I however failed to see that it was a dude writing this. I saw harassed and automaticly thought girls.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 31 October 2010 0:27

Yes it was. I however failed to see that it was a dude writing this. I saw harassed and automaticly thought girls.

untoward 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:52

Sry bout that

Xavi89 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:52

me an my cousin are going to the super dome as super Mario brothers!!!!! but dice? WTF dude ytdi

thakiller 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:29

Tokyo has lots of casino's :)

aback 4

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:51

Next year, dress as a baseball player. If they try to "play with your balls" you can smack 'em with your bat.

vball_luvah 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:39

YES!

bellagml 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 3:08

win

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:51

That party must have been pair-a-dice for you.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:13

Being shaken* At least, I think so, since there's an aux verb.

FLCL4711Fox 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:20

u think? nothing sadder then an unsure grammar Nazi...

FLCL4711Fox 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:28

*than phew close one

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:08

I find it sad that you only corrected one of your errors. I'm shocked you even know the difference between than and then.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:00

FLCL: Yes, "I think". I'm not pretentious enough to affect certainty when I'm not, in fact, certain. Many commenters are better at grammar than I am, and I was leaving myself room to be corrected gracefully. I wrote an unsure statement, rather than a question, because the format of the former would be more eye-catching to those who could confirm or deny my claim. Furthermore, I'm not naziing just for the hell of it. I was referring to the OP's grammar, not a commenter's. I know the mods appreciate such corrections, as they make the site more professional. Note that the FML was indeed edited accordingly after my post. (Thanks, mods.) However, I do hate to bring someone down. If you prefer more straight-forward, definitive grammar corrections, I'm happy to oblige in the fashion you're accustomed to: "You* think? [There's]* nothing sadder than an unsure Grammar* Nazi.* (or grammar nazi.*) Phew!* [That was a]* close one.* It's glaringly obvious that you're not entitled to criticize anyone, you lazy illiterate fuckmole. Learn how to communicate and someone just might give a shit about your opinion of them. What the goddam hell is wrong with you?!" You're welcome. :]