Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant....

By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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You deserved it 711

tehrevenant 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.

This_Guy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.

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mikew85 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:39

YDI. It's stealing to dine and dash. Grow up, you should've asked to talk to the manager if you had unsatisfactory dining experience. Bad karma comes to people like you.

cmac86 23

Monday 15 June 2009 9:22

Never dine and dash- ever! You thievs are the reason we can't pay after for gas. You're lucky they didn't press charges. I would never allow you back in if you did that in my restaurant.

FmlBuddy 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:01

Lol now thats funny

Bullshet 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:07

Then don't leave a tip. Don't steal, dipshit.

indianabummer 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:36

I agree with 166. Instead of not leaving a tip, or if it was that bad just writing on a slip a paper how horrible the service was, OR complaining to a manager... you logically jumped to stealing? You definitely deserve w/e consequences you get from leaving your purse behind. Not just for stealing either, but being an idiot and not doing a good job of it too. Oh, and by state laws (at least in Indiana) minimum wage for servers is 2.13$. If you don't make enough in tips to meet minimum wage (now 7.20) your job is supposed to pay you the difference (most don't). Bad server = no money. But there are a lot of dillholes out there that no matter how good a server you are, they are going to leave a crappy tip and be nasty to you. Just because you are "paid to take it."

yohaun12 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:36

it takes a complete idiot to be a thief. so wat does that make you if you decided to be a thief... and then failed epically??

ASA5G 2

Wednesday 9 December 2009 2:21

its called pay the bill and dont ever go there again. ever heard of it ya ****** thief? shit i wish i had the money to actually go to an expensive restraunt.