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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

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You deserved it 139

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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You deserved it 43 276

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 399

You deserved it 7 543

By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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You deserved it 3 271

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 5 025

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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You deserved it 865 886

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

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You deserved it 14 530

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:35

TOUCHDOWN!

X3liteXHunterX 12

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:35

Gotta love homeless people!

Comments

juicypu55y 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:45

Worst english ever

kimmykimkiwi 3

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:52

Sometimes I wonder if these FMLS are true or not

Pentium_4 27

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:13

you must not have been to Seattle before

Honestly_Lainey 21

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:15

Or Winnipeg. :/

ScarletBloom 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:54

He is homeless. You are lifeless. Get a life.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:59

How is he lifeless? Playing football in the street and getting gut-checked by a homeless maniac doesn't prove he doesn't have a life.

screaminglaughs 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 10:24

Wow

japtch 15

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:12

Some pissed in her wheaties today. :-/

japtch 15

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:16

Someone* I can't even blame that on auto-correct. Damn my 4am FML habits.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 15:44

uMad bro?

victoriakarsynn 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:51

You're an idiot... I thought Asians were supposed to be smart...?

lrgenesis 19

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:56

That's one way to meet Michael Vick!

mama2b3 20

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:03

The best fmls are about hobos :) fyl op that wasnt nice of him he should have just asked to play with you. But what are ya gonna do ya know?, Hobos arent exactly known for their manners.

PenFifteen_fml 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 8:04

Of course some teens will play with a 40 year old man. The least they could do, I know I would've.

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:09

That's what they call a "bum rush"

EmmaLois 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:09

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm sorry though ;)

AnagenisisZagus 13

Tuesday 28 February 2012 15:24

Oh, we can tell by your insane cackling.

Honestly_Lainey 21

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:20

Maybe he was going to go steal a sharpie next so he could draw a face on it and create himself a BFF. Mr hobo will have someone VISIBLE to talk to at night in his little cardboard box now! :)

skitzofunia88 8

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:54

Wilson! No!!!!!!

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:25

Only in Jersey would a bum steal from you only to forget to take anything valuable... (Stereotyping- you know it's wrong, but you can't help letting out a little giggle.)