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By howtobreakup - 11/04/2016 16:39 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, my friend asked me for advice on how to break up with her boyfriend. I've never done it before so I googled it, my own boyfriend happened to walk in and now isn't speaking to me. He won't believe me when I say it was "for a friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 01:54 - Australia - Stafford

Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML

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Monday 11 April 2016 23:12

Should have just told your friend to google it. Why couldn't she do it herself? Just have your friend talk to your bf

zeffra13 31

Monday 11 April 2016 23:12

Probably should've just said which friend it was for off the bat so it sounds less like you're lying/hiding something.

Comments

moondoglou420 17

Monday 11 April 2016 23:40

Well at least now you know one good way

Nezah 6

Monday 11 April 2016 23:43

I would have that friend talk to him.

ElaborateScheme 14

Monday 11 April 2016 23:52

Are you kidding me? Shouldn't you be mature enough to just have a talk?

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 11 April 2016 23:59

Had my ex wife think the same thing when I was looking up divorce information. It didn't even come close to our relationship, I was looking up married under false circumstances. Because I thought one of my soldiers was being used.

Bunnyluver 20

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:02

Talk about bad timing...I hope you can get back to normal with your boyfriend soon. And tell your BF, to take a walk in the park with her partner and talk things out. Don't go to far where people can't see you (just to be safe, no offense). Also, don't make it the first thing. Just kindly ease it into your talk. Good luck!