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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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I WISH!

By goodlord12 - 17/01/2013 07:53 - United States - Branson

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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Keep them to yourself, buddy

By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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Bobissmall 13

Sunday 26 December 2010 16:14

Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.

EricaCookies 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 16:14

You have a shitty friend.

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sophie_ocean 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 20:28

Slap that bitch and shave her head. She might wanna shave yours after, for not being the only one tho.. Sorry for you OP.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 26 December 2010 20:35

Why is this person still your friend? This is completely unacceptable behavior, and is not in any way understandable.

tenniscrazy2 6

Sunday 26 December 2010 20:39

WTF!?!? What a bitch!

DestinyYum 3

Sunday 26 December 2010 20:46

Lmaoo win!

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 26 December 2010 20:46

You should be from that tribe "Islapahoe"

stronghand0331 17

Sunday 26 December 2010 21:25

We who are from the Stronghand tribe often mate with those from the Islapahoe tribe. We are quite compatible.

FarSide 22

Sunday 26 December 2010 21:03

Yes, your friend is a selfish, self-absorbed *****-cu*t bitch escapee from Hell's asylum. But, it's YOUR mental health that is twisted like a mutated pretzel for even considering having and claiming such a sub-human pig as a "friend". Glad to NOT know both of you.

4thizzle20 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:17

well that was rude.. glad not to know YOU

TheManWithAnAK47 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 21:37

louse-ey friend.

clara99_fml 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 21:58

shave the bitches hair off(:

carloxxx 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:00

hahahaha true

Acousticpixie14 6

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:08

Obviously your friend is messed up in the head. I would call this an FML because your friend is psycho, but not because you got lice. She didn't give you AIDS or anything, lice are pretty easy to get rid of. Tedious? Yes, but still simple.