By dmanrique - 04/10/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML
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NoNotTheFace 8

Quick, while he's still on the ground, kick him in the nuts, hard. Boobs like him should never reproduce.

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mikeeg 0

Should have pulled over when he asked...tsk tsk

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ScarletBloom 14

Maybe he was yearning for a toilet break and resorted to jumping out of the car.

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rattusrattus 18

He could have just pissed out the window like a normal human being...

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False_Stupidity 41

32- but then he would have given that lady a golden shower as they drove past...

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rattusrattus 18

True that is a bit gross. An old water bottle then? Although given this guy's stupidity it probably would have been thrown *at* the old lady.

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camba8690 0

Ha ha I'm the stupid one in my group of friends :)

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brianjman14 22

Well, you do kind of look like Snooki...

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bitchesbecrazy2 4

Yeah, and the one to make all the other "friends" look prettier

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lajaynay 15

Bet he won't be doing that again any time soon. If he can even walk again.

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steviesnm 6

He told you to stop at McDonalds, dammit!

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

You should've just let him get run over for being stupid. Lol

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yamatelle 19

At times like this, it's better to just lie and say that he's on drugs. It's better and less embarassing than admitting that he's just that idiotic.

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mintcar 9

Your friend is completely stupid. Something tells me this isn't the first time.

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doof234 0

it's great that you love yourself, now stop loathing in self pity.

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mistersheezy 7

I'd get a second opinion, he may be on drugs. Even stupid people are smart enough to know better than that.

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mistersheezy 7

I don't know, I've come to realize usually the better the drugs, the bigger the idiot.

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