By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
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JessTrek 0

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

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fwongraven 10

This is so desperately obviously made up - sorry, YDI for being so lame you need to invent a FML.

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divineinstrument 2

Get lost fake police. Haven't you ever heard of a coincidence? Amazingly, some of those do make their way onto this site.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

You can't prove this is fake. You obviously never heard of coincidence or irony

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lil_miz_liz09 0

Whoa. Ironic much?

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Vagrarian 2

A friend was on the opposite end...he was dumped because his new love thought he was bad luck.

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kitties_fml 12

what? this isn't real. no one in the real world would break up with someone because they were too superstitious, that's ridiculous. do you guys really buy this?

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xNephilim 18

Yup, I do. Because people make up all kinds of weirdo excuses to break up with someone. I was told that my ex broke up with me because his friends didn't like me. I never even met his friends. So, a whole lotta bullcrap.

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Subjectzero 0

I don't believe for a moment this is true

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shewasalmost18 0

Yah, this story is fake. tryin too hard to make a story turn out ironic buddy

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