By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
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JessTrek 0

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

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andrewms 0

if you think that's bad, I once saw a episode of Rocko's Modern Life that talked about those cookies and Rocko got one that said something along the lines of: "you will have bad luck for all eternity"... then a week later I went to a resturant and I got that response from a cookie - I guess the people that write the notes also liked Rockos Modern Life... Lolz

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shoshizzle 0

Are fortune cookies normally your guiding light? I'd break up with you, too, if you believe the crap those things are filled with.

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Bitterblue 0

Like any other fortune cookie, it could be applicable to ANYONE.

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beertime36 0

self fulfilling prophecy. it's like you're saying to yourself that you'll fail and at the end you'll definately fail. YDI.

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looloothing 9

your name wouldnt happen to be joking0303 because of 3oh!3 would it? considering your from colorado.

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Nate_d099 0

Thats about the funnyest, most ironic things i've heard all day lmfao. But if its that obvious your superstitious, just dont talk about weird crap around ur chick

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Psh_ily 0

simply.. that's ****** up... sorry dude

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halfglassfull 0

If that's really her excuse, it's one of the stupidest ones I've ever heard of to break up with someone.

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