By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
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JessTrek 0

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

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cutebebe778 0

You're either lying to us or your girlfriend is lying to you. Either way FYL for being a lame liar & boyfriend.

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xKattAttack 0

I find the fact that his name is joking0303 a little suspicious. :p But if this is true, she probably didn't break up with you for being too superstitious, but it's a good way to let you down easy.

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PurpleHaze23 0

Irony at its worst. Sorry things turned out that way, man. Hope you find someone else.

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RazorbladeSmiles 0

cunfooshus strikes again!

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grammar_nazi 0

I think this is fake because 1. fortune cookies don't have fortunes like that 2. People don't break up with others because they're too superstitious

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Proudxmommie17 0

eh what does it matter if it's true or not? still funny, this site seems like it's meant to vent and entertain and that's what this did. If it is true i'd hate to be you because coming from a chick, I think she lied to you. Sorry man. Find a better girl next time.

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hxc_gxc 0

the bitter irony is so thick it could pop out of the screen and slap your butt :/ I feel for you

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Amortifiedperson 0

It can be creepy how accurate those thigs are at times... but I would think it would best to follow the advise of the oh-so-wise fortune cookie and pick yourself up and find someone new!

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Chazlol 7

Um..."Don't be saddened by an upcoming event"

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